Life at Mississippi Fried (the restaurant)

My brother works at a restaurant called Mississippi Fried (or as most people here say it, Miss'ippi fri'.) He has some very, very, VERY "interesting" customers come in there. Well, actually, he works the drive through most of the time. He says the windows are tinted so the customers can't see in, but he can see out. You would not believe what some of those people do when he isn't looking. Talking to themselves, picking their noses, yelling at their kids...once, even, he said he opened the window and said "May I take your order?" The response he got was, well, shocking. "She had to go to the bathroom, she was crying." Now, remember, my brother hadn't talked to this woman at all. He said "Huh?" The lady gestured to the front of the car and said "I said she had to go to the bathroom, she was crying!" He then looked to the front of the car. There was a 7 or 8 year old girl squatted down. Keep in mind that the restaurant actually has a bathroom. It's kind of sad that this lady was teaching her child such bad habits. I was thinking about it today, and what would someone pulling up to the drive through window think? Probably Wow, looks like somebody had a leak in their car. Yeah, somebody had to leak. And that is only a part of a day in the life at Mississippi Fried (Miss'ippi Fri'.)


Monkeys forever!
Shannon

Computer slang

The other day I was an Animal Crossing message board (or "forum") and I noticed that I could not understand a word most of the people were saying. It was strange though, I almost felt sorry for them. Haha. Yeah...Anyway, I have a completely useless list of slang and translations of slang. The first half of the list is used on the computer, the second half in real life. Yeah, it scares me too.

FIRST HALF OF SLANG: COMPUTER SLANG

Lol = Laughing out loud. (Or "Lots of love!!!" as some people use it. Haha.)

Btw = By the way.

Idk = I don't know. Wait...I know, the translation is "I don't know." Idk is I don't know.

Dat, Dey, Dem = That, They, Them.

Yo = Your\You

Kno\No = Know

Wat = What (obvious)

Every1, No1, some1, ne1 = Everyone, no one, some one, anyone.

Idc = I don't care. (that's the translation.)

There are more but I don't feel they are...appropriate.

SECOND HALF: SLANG IN REAL LIFE

Yo = This word has infinite meaning, mostly used as a greeting.

'Sup = What's up...meaning...uh...meaning what's up.

Tight = Meaning cool. If you don't know what cool means...Please ask someone.

Once again, some of the other words may not be...appropriate.


MoNkEy O(^_^)O <----------(Monkey)

Shannon

Funny\cute animal pictures

This poor cat is being abused by her owner. Can't you just hear her crying "HELP ME YOU IDIOT!!!"?


I can tell you from experience, these are not evil poodles.


This cat I wouldn't say is being abused but, sadly, is at a last resort job as a Kermit the Frog impersonator.

Why softball is the best sport ever

Softball is the best sport ever because it just is. :) *giggle giggle*

sMiLe!!!

Hurricane

I actually sat out on my porch and watched the trees fall in the hurricane. The stupid highschool made "I survived Katrina" shirts. They were so dumb. I mean, the only real "damage" our house got was...uh...Well, we lost a refrigerator. But our house really had no structural damage. I mean, we actually had more shingled off the roof in Ivan. Now don't get me wrong, I'm not saying that it wasn't a HUGE natural disaster that still affects people to this day. But, where I live, it wasn't that bad...


I'm just glad there aren't many monkeys in America. They weren't effected at all, thank goodness.
Shannon

Why poodles are evil.

Poodles. You know them. But is there something they're hiding from you? I have done extensive research, and have come to one conclusion: Poodles, in fact, are evil. Actually, it isn't every poodle. You must pay attention to a few things:


HOW TO TELL IF YOU HAVE AN EVIL POODLE:

First, watch for the color.

Black poodle = evil.

White poodle = good.

There is an exception to this color list if the poodle has been dyed by the owner.

Next, watch for whacky accessories. Here, I show you the difference between a suffering poodle smothered with too many layers of clothes, and an evil poodle. Just plain evil.

EVIL: The poodle has its own jaccuzzi.

NOT EVIL: The poodle is wearing 3 shirts AND a sweater, because the owner thinks it is "Like, totally freezing!"

*note: If it is totally freezing, don't take your poodle outside! (unless it's evil.)

EVIL: The poodle snickers at you as its owner paints its nails.

NOT EVIL: The poodle whimpers and gives you that "GET ME OUT OF HERE!" look as it's owner paints its nails.


This is all the information I could get out of my brother's girlfriend's poodle. (ITS BLACK.) I guess my interrogation skills aren't what they used to be...Err...Ever were.



MONKEYS PWN, POODLES ARE EVIL. END OF STORY.
Shannon

I just started a blog! (Bonus:Why's it called "blog"?)

I just started a blog. Yep. BUT! I have a question. And it's a stupid one, yes. I barely even know what a blog is. Why is it called a freaking "Blog"? I just don't get it. If someone reads this, they will probably be mentally insane for the rest of their entire freaking lives. Just from reading too much about me, because as everyone knows, I am flippin' insane. But, I choose to face my problem head on, and go to those classes where you stand in a circle and say "Hi, I'm Shannon, and I'm crazy." No, I'm not that far gone yet. I couldn't stand there and say that to all those people, much less listen to them saying it to me, without bursting out laughing. It just makes me giggle thinking about it. *teeheehee*


Monkeys pwn 4eva!
Shannon