Random teenage blog

This blog is by me and my completely mentally insane self, Shannon. I love to write, and hopefully one day I will either become a writer or a psychologist. Trust me, after you read this blog, you'll be thinking "Wow. I hope she isn't a psychologist." If you don't like something on this page, or you DO like something on this page (that would be nice) email me at Monkeysoftballfreak0293@yahoo.com. Oh, and by the way... Monkeys totally pwn. Shannon

Saturday, May 03, 2008

My nicknames.

I realized... I've been called many things. I'm going to list them here. I actually think its pretty cool.


Fred.
Llama.
Froggie.
Shannz.
Roachie.
Shanshan.
Carrot top.
French fry with ketchup.
Shanny-poo.
Tinkerbell. (don't ask.)
Pebbles.


That's all I think. xD

-Shannz.

I<3umonkehz

Drama.

I hate drama so much. I'm serious. I mean really, is it worth it? Do you have to talk about everyone? Do you have to waste your time talking about someone close to you? Why do the girls I know waste their time on other girls that talk about them behind their backs? Come on, after someone calls you a "bad name" behind your back like 12 times, you should learn your lesson. But no... they just go back to them over and over. Which brings me to my biggest point: girls like it. They like the drama. They like feeling like a victim when another girl talks about them. They want you to call them a "bad name". Because then they can talk about YOU without feeling guilty. Then you do the same to them. Its a vicious cycle. And a pitiful one, also. If you're that desperate for attention, get a mohawk. That's a real conversation-starter. Sure, it might scare off all your friends, but its sure as heck better than HURTING THEM REPEATEDLY. Think about it.

-Shannz.

monkyz4lyf

Friday, May 02, 2008

Best quotes.

The best quotes I've ever heard. Funny, serious, songs, whatever.


Songs:

"Everything I gave you, I want everything back but you." - Avril Lavigne, "Everything Back But you"

"Its easier to be sure you love someone when her father inquires with the barrel of a gun." - Relient k, "Deathbed"

"Oh its such a drag, what a chore, oh your wounds are full of salt. Everything's a stress, and what's more, well its all somebody's fault." - OK Go, "Get Over It"

"You're a broken wing, not a broken thing." - Thousand Foot Krutch, "Broken Wing"

"I feel so much better now that you're gone forever." - Three Days Grace, "Gone Forever"

"Should I start this song off with a question?" - Relient k, "The Rest is Up to You"

"This speech is merely words. Its even worse because it rhymes." - Relient k, "The Rest is Up to You"

Just stupid people (including myself):

"There was a little froggy, fell in love with a doggy, but the doggy ate the froggy and now the froggy's DEAD." - Me.

"...And I'm Jesus." - Dustin.

"*insert anything Bruce Williams said here*" - Bruce Williams.

"You big stupid!" - Kristen.

"On your tombstone we're going to put 'Leave me alone.'" - Faithy-poo.

"WE HAD MOONSHINE." - Hope. I don't know why that was so funny, but it was.


Hsu and Chan:

"Arnie, if you spilled coffee on the sofa again, I'm getting the bat. You were warned about this."

"We need something that looks vaguely like a Pokemon, stat!!!"

"'My bones are stained with the blood of the damned.' '...I noticed. Stay off the sofa.'"

"Cocroaches put computer chips in my brain!"