How I survived Club Congress, '08.

So Club Congress '08... My first year. Talk about intimidating. Maybe if I didn't have an older sibling whom lots of people know, it wouldn't be as bad. Oh well. I survived! Because of a number of reasons. First, I DIDN'T LOSE MY KEY. Yes, a small key to your dorm room. If you lose it, you're, put simply... Screwed. $75 dollars to replace it. WH-WH-WHAAAT?!? If I could charge $75 every time someone lost a key, I'd go into their rooms and steal them at night! Get caught? Blame it on the person across the hall from them! Simple as that, my friends. Or maybe it isn't simple. Maybe I just have the mind of a criminal. But that's beside the point. Back to the point I was making before I started plotting the demise of first-year kids. Oh, right. Second reason I survived and did not die... Err... Have a breakdown: I was not shy. I can't imagine how it was for shy kids. Because you had to talk to people. You had to ask directions, instructions, clarify where you were supposed to be at what time. So if you were shy and didn't want to, I can imagine how tough that would be. A few years ago I wouldn't have been very well off at Congress, but since I've come out of my shell a bit, I was quite at home. The third reason why I survived: I got Miss Lanette to drive me everywhere! I didn't take the buses that they offered. Of course this was a bit of a mistake when she dropped me off in front of the Union and basically said "You're on your own now". I then proceeded to enter the wrong building, walk up 2 flights of stairs, go into some random person's office, and get assisted to the next building over, where I was SUPPOSED to be. I swear, they see you're wearing the 4-H name tag, they see you're young, and they automatically say "You're lost aren't you?" ...Or maybe it was the lost, scared, dazed, confused look on my face. Either way, MSU people are definitely friendly!


That's about it for now!

-Shannz

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Why Youtube = Satan.

I used to hate Myspace, yes. But those days are over. I have seen the light! And well, my friend Kira basically forced me to create one, but that abuse---err, friendship, is behind me now. Now I'm on to bigger and better things, deeper, more passionate hate! Yes, my friends... I speak of none other than...


YOUTUBE!!2!#!1


Where you can do a variety of suck-tastic things! The opportunities are... Err, quite limited if you have dial-up, but I digress. So umm yeah, here are some reasons why Youtube makes me want to set something on fire and yell BURN BABY, BURRRRN.



#1: Spoilers. Yeah, they have them. In the middle of videos, all of the sudden, something pops up... "DUMBLEDORE DIEZ!!!!!!!!" And you're like...wow, did I want to know that? No.


#2: People who comment videos trying to be a smart-alec. YES I KNOW I AM ONE AS WELL, don't judge me. As I was saying, people try to act smart and clever. Once I was watching a video from a Relient k concert that someone had taken on their phone, and they were singing along with the music. Off-key and horribly, of course, because well... Its a live concert. Its loud. You can't hear yourself think, much less *sing*. And some IDIOT decided to comment it and say "That girl is singing off-key." ....................Are you stupid? Do you have a mental disability? Did someone drop you on your head when you were little? If not, I can do it now for only 10 easy payments of $19.95.


#3: Ur moma.



#4: There are two kinds of people on Youtube. Yep... There are the smart-alecs as mentioned previously, and the total morons, who accept this fact and turn it into an art. People who say things like

"LMaOO HE RAN iNTO DA WALL1!

-HARDCORE SK8ER"

Yeah... I don't think that takes much more explainin'. I'm not Lucy.


#5: It is addictive to some people. And well, come on, that's never good. When you have instant access to a loooaaad of fad-tastic videos, you're going to watch more and more and more. More stupid stunts and more random guys from somewhere like, Oklahoma, who will become famous because they can do Soulja Boy on a trampoline while doing a hand stand or something. I pity them foolz.


K so, I'm done now. Until like 5 minutes from now when I post another thing.

-Shannz

Monkeyz are srsly cute.