DARN YOU TODD!!!!!!!

Well, I haven't posted in a while. Not that anyone reads this anyway. Darn it. So Saturday (the 28th for those of you who don't ever know the date when someone asks you), we had our fall festival at church. Have you ever had pudding up your nose? Yeah. Not pleasant. We played this supposed "game" called pudding. 6 chairs seated across a table from eachother, 3 on each side. My partner was my bestest friend in the whole wide world, Leah (love ya girl!). I sat down, then there was no turning back, even when i saw the blindfolds and pudding and I KNEW what was coming. What was the point of this, hmm Todd? Our youth pastor who obviously has an active imagination, Todd, came up with the idea for one person to feed the other pudding with blindfolds on... Yeah, thats it. And then, after the humiliation of getting pudding in all the wrong places with a crowd spectating all the while, I didn't even get to smash some puddin' back in Leah's face. DARN IT ALL. Unfair much??? Next year though, SHE'S GOIN' DOWN. So yeah anyway, then we had the pinata. Boy, was that fun. (Hehe). It was a ghost properly named Billy-bob! (w00t go Billy!) Well, poor Billy-bob got smashed into bits and also was stepped on by me. (w00t go me!) (sorry Billy.) Anyways so yeah. I delivered the final blow. I have that softball-swing, you know. Well actually Todd turned me the wrong way at first, and I missed. But, second time's the charm! After I swung it was followed by these sounds:

SMASH!

Children's screams

Scraping of candy

Someone getting punched

Candy being snatched out of someone elses hands

Mother saying "You've got enough!!!!"

Me going "Hehehehe..."

My friend Racheal cracking up.

Ha. I hadn't swung a bat in so long. But Todd found candy all the way on the other side of the room, which is basically a small gym. w00tage.


GIMME A M!
GIMME A O!
GIMME A N!
GIMME A K!
GIMME A E!
GIMME A Y!

WHAT'S THAT SPELL?????
Monkey. D'oh. =P

Just stuff... We be jammin'. Ya man.

Ohhhh... I'm so hungry. Weak from hunger... Writhing in pain. Ok, not really but the kitchen seems so empty. I mean, am I going to have to cook? Actually MAKE something, not just be able to "grab and eat"? Noooooooooooooooooooooo! Never! Well ok. I guess I will... Later. I have yet another random question from the world of fantastical imaginaaaaation. (*Harp plays melody*) Why do people insist on making jokes about the name "Wii" for Nintendo's new system?!?!? It drives me absolutely insane... um well insane-er. Anyway, I like the name. Anybody still making bathroom jokes about it has a dirty mind! So probably no one knows what I'm talking about, but hey, that's cool. We be jammin' man... Keepan it real man. Ya man... Anyway, I guess that's all I gotta say. XD so random!


~=~=~Red Head Fred. (a.k.a Shannon... My parents say that's what's on my birth certificate, but I don't believe 'em.)~=~=~

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About me.

I like: Relient k, playing piano, singing, softball, any sports (except football), Rise Against, Chocolate, reality tv moments I can make fun of, laughing about nothing with my friends, Nintendo, other video games, lotsa stuff. And monkeys .

I dislike: Bongo drums, people who talk about themselves in the 3rd person, poodles, people who are obsessed with cliques\trends\labels\meaningless crap. Lotsa stuff. Not monkeys! O(^_^)O


I'm scared of: Bongo drums, lizards, snakes, beetles, spiders, anything crawly, spicy food, the dark (sometimes), evil poodles. Okay, ANY poodles.


My best day ever:Uhhhhh...



My worst day ever: December 22 '02. Day my Grandpa died. :'(


That's all for now, folks!
F3AR TEH M0NKY!!!11one1